January 25, 2002 - Friday

Oh~~hohohohoho! Stuffy Theatre filler #1! MORTAL KOMBAT! Disclaimer: No stuffies were harmed in the making of this comic.

[^Young^] - 11:27 PM PST

But! ...but... you decapitated the bear! ^Merle^-sama, *hidoi~ desu*! *Kowaisou* kuma-san. :( *Kowai yo...* ;_; *Anata no... BAKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!* XO ... heh. ;)

[^A-sama^] - 1:33 AM PST

I apologize to those of you who may not yet be familiar with the simple, although rough, Japanese I used in my previous rant above; so I have provided a simple translation to native English for you as a convenience. Please accept my deepest apologies. <cliche>And now without further ado</cliche>, on to the translation of the italicized portions: " Merle, my Excellency, what in God's name inspired thou to perform such an unfathomable act of such disgrace and abomination? I would most definitely be convinced of possession of thou personage by none other than the Eeevil Devil Himself (TM)! However, before arriving to a premature conclusion that may condemn thou to an unforgiving excorcism, I shall consider other options that I may have overlooked. Were thou tempted by pleasures of the flesh? Was it greed? Was it lust for power, or perhaps thou basest desire for blood? Oh, I do hope that thou has a noble reason for thou action! Furthermore, why must thou isolate this poor soul in thou reckless abandon to disregard civility? What has this Glorious creature of the wild done to offend your Greatness?! Throughout all of history for many civilizations across all of the known lands, such a creature is an emblem for strength, for courage, and freedom, and for stability. Again, I ask thou, what has possessed thou to undermine such highly regarded values to society by placing such an utterly disgusting act on display to the public eye? The guillotine was used to punish criminals and to put shame to those who would commit the crimes that would warrant such an act. Does thou mean to say that thou desired to punish and humiliate society for crimes by making such a horrible example? :( Regardless of the reason, this callous display of blood and gore is truly and most utterably apprehensible! Alas! I cannot bare to expose my eyes to such insanity anymore! Please free me from such grotesque imagery!... ;_; You! You!... If you persist, then feel my wrath!!!!! (Cheap cop-out for the last line of the translation.) XO " ... heh. ;)

[^A-sama^] - 2:38 PM PST

Oy... you're scary, A-sama... O_o So, I had a really wierd experience today. My roomie and I went to K-mart to look for a lamp for her room. That went fine, the wierd part was when we went to pay. K-mart now has "self check-out" lines, where you can scan your own items, and pay a machine. You can pay with either cash or credit. And you do everything yourself. And all without interacting with a human. Which is good, since the whole time we were there, we didn't see one employee... Scary, ne? On a not-quite-as-scary-but-disturbing-anyhow note, I got a job at the local Sears... or as my roomie calls it, "Hell". ^^ Wish me luck. ^^

[^e^] - 4:26 PM PST

January 27, 2002 - Sunday

Why do I go to movies by myself? I always think, ah yes, movie, kewl. Then I get to the theatre and find a seat. Then I see other people seating themselves. Then couples around me. Then I see myself with my popcorn and bladder busting beverage, all alone, in the dark theatre, surround by couples, hugging, kissing, holding each other....*SNIFF*.....WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[^o0Kynger0o^] - 12:05 AM PST

Wait a minute! If my text is grey and Young's text is orange and orange did fatality on grey....that means....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[^o0Kynger0o^] - 12:08 AM PST

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