May 28, 2003 - Wednesday

Yesterday I was watching Leno cause my mother was using the computer looking for recipies on the Martha Stewart website and she was taking a hell of a long ass time cause she's so slow with the computer. I found interesting on the table. It was a little green box called Bag Balm. I thought is was like some kind of oinment and stuff but I picked it up and took a closer look and read some of the labeling. It turned out to be ointment for cows. I began to wonder why my parents had this lying around the house. We don't have cows, or at least I think we don't have cows.

[^o0Kynger0o^] - 3:02 PM PDT

Hey King! Even worse, my dad would bring these huge tubs of stuff called "udder butter" And yes it was for exactly what you think...chapped cow udders..."heals chapping due to exposure, over-milking or manure kicked up onto the udders"...or something like that, I can't exactly remember the actual label...but the manure part really stuck in my head. I think it was alot like when it was a big fad to wash your hair with that horse shampoo, "mane & tail" What's next...gnawing on milkbones to give us stronger whiter teeth?

[^Natsuki^] - 7:39 PM PDT

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