Faito faito!
Anonymous caller

Anonymous Caller
Jesus VS. Buddah
Who would win?




Mind if I smoke...?

Haibane Reki
Win what?

Schoolgirl from Serial Experiments Lain

Lain Iwakura
You silly people and your beliefs that religions or religious figures are superior to one another. How little you realize that religion was made FOR the people, and that each one has essentially the same purpose: to help people become happy. Though, each religion approaches it differently, but in the end, that's what the original intent is. What the current inception is may be a different story.

Schoolgirl from Serial Experiments Lain

Lain Iwakura
Silly people who twist religion for their own aims are pretty pathetic. I doubt Jesus nor Mohammad would appreciate the countless millions that died and still die in their name.

Siddhartha (or Shakyamuni) Buddha certainly would not approve of people using Buddhism as a reason to attack others. Tha's quite the contrary to Buddhist ideology.

Schoolgirl from Serial Experiments Lain

Lain Iwakura
So, to properly answer your question...

You need to seek much enlightenment before you ask another question.

Izady Ab Mehinamm Eto Cafe Nan!

Akane Aikawa
At a drinking contest!

Hmm... you know, Jesus did that whole water to wine thing, so he can probably hold his liquor pretty well...

Then again, that other guy does have that large beer belly so you just gotta wonder...