Sumiya For Dark Schneider~ Why do we take love advice from you? o_o I've seen parts of Bastard! and in every part I saw, I believe you got slapped by a different girl each time. Dark Schneider So!?! I still got 'em in the end. Dark Schneider *cough* If I may break character for a moment and put on my tortise-shell glasses-of-respectability (+2).... I think the caveat has been thrown around here a few times, that you should take anything any of us say with a grain of salt. In my case, the salt lick you can get at the feed store should be just about the right size. Don't neglect WHO is offering the advice, because it probably has a lot to do with HOW MUCH you should trust the advice is being offered, or at least IN WHAT LIGHT it is being offered. Me? I'm Dashu, Dark Schneider, the BASTARD!! (tm), and was born with the name Lucifer (no relation, well, not directly anyway). Call me an anime stand-in for Coyote, Loki, or whatever irreverant (semi)omnipotent beings of mischief you care to mention. I AM the Devil's Advocate, after all. I stand up your silly self-delusions and pop-culture fantasies in front of you and damn them with my very act of praise. In the immortal words of Blues Traveller: "I want to bust all of your balloons. I want to burn all of your cities to the ground." I am hubris and vanity and libido incarnate, with enough of a bodacious bod to cash the checks my mouth keeps writing. So, if you want to take love advice from me, that's your damn problem. But I think you many have stumbled onto the truth there. Dark Schneider Oh...and Arshes never slapped me. Nuked, yes. Slapped, no. Sumiya Hmm.. if I remember correctly, weren't you in the body of a little boy and had to be kissed by a priestess to emerge? Weren't you slapped by her a lot? Dark Schneider ... If you can't tell Yoko from Arshes Nei, you have got some serious problems. First, you're probably legally blind. Second, if either of them ever catch you...well, suffice it to say, they might be, but it won't be, pretty. Sumiya >_< Leave me alone, its been four or five years since I've seen your anime. *slap* -- Dark Schneider *cough* You weren't planning on having that hand forever, were you? Sumiya Nah, you can have it. I have plenty more in stock. Dark Schneider To quote the good Dr. Banner. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Too bad nobody liked him when he was Ang Lee.... Sumiya I've done a lot worse. Trust me.