Anonymous Caller Bald I was wondering if you could tell me what the benifits of being bald are? I mean, there has to be something good about it, right? Mint I guess it makes it easier to cosplay Jean Luc Picard or Professor X, right? Washu-chan Well, let's see... Say you're a mad scientist...it's good to be bald, because that's less hair you'll be burning off during experiments! Washu-chan You've seen Mythbusters I'm sure! That's why they have no hair! Yes...they are just that good, and SEXY! Washu-chan and no...this isn't a wig.