Sumiyoshi Who would win? So, once upon a time, I was with a group of friends, and we're talking about nothing, as we always do. And then this question comes up: Who would win in a pitched battle: a Zombie Monkey Pirate, or a Robot Ninja Overlord? By our reasoning, Monkeys and Robots are symbolic rivals (prehistoric/primitive versus modern/technological), so those are automatically on the opposite sides of the field. And then Ninjas and Pirates are on approximately the same level of coolness, so they're rivals right there. Zombies are your bread-and-butter mindless violent Horde of Evil, while the Overlord symbolizes exactly the opposite (cunning and a tendency to sit behind the scenes and control everything). Thus, the Zombie Monkey Pirate VS Robot Ninja Overlord discussion was spawned. Who would win? Akagi Ritsuko Well...there's always the Robot Monkey Overlord, but last I checked, Optimus Primal was not yet a member of the GROA. Akane Aikawa Also, if you think about it... what's the most a zombie can do to a robot? The robot is all metal and stuff and has batteries that can last like... a billion years! Unless it's a really big robot. Then it only has like... 6 minutes. Anyway, if it were a normal robot ninja sized overlord robot thingy, it could just like... sit in a locked room without air or water or food and just wait with the zombie locked outside to rot away. Akane Aikawa And then the robot would win! Optimus Prime I'm a really big robot, and my batteries last longer than 6 minutes. If it was a really big robot, there are a great many things that it could do to the zombie that would kill it, things that don't take very long at all.