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| RIAA is on my ass |
| Help the RIAA is comming after me!
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Calm down. First thing is first. Format your hard drive. Don't just do it the short quick way. If you know they're coming, grab your computer and drive over to a friend's house to hide. Use his monitor and keyboard and wipe your machine low level. Make sure your friend is clean so the RIAA doesn't come after him next.
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Once your computer has been wiped, you better not take any chances. Grab a nearby large metal object... an axe or a baseball bat works. Take out your hard drives and smash them on the ground. Shatter all pieces of silicone... make sure no data is minable after the RIAA come to your place.
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Once your entire life is shattered because you've just completely trashed everything on your computer, both legit and illegal, go out and start your life over and make sure you do nothing to support the RIAA anymore. Lay low until the RIAA goes out of business because no one supports the titles they endorse anymore because of their own stupid business practices.
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Then resume life like normal.
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I'm not quite sure how to top that, Rockman.
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Cor%#pt@d data #s h!rd to r$%ov#r.
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