MissHappyKittyPants Why wear a mullet? Please I need to understand why some people would choose to wear a mullet. Don't they know that people are making fun of their goofy hairstyle? Solid Snake No one has ever said anything about my mullet. Otakon Well, most people don't know you exist. Otakon And you seem to kill everyone who does. Solid Snake Hmm, you have a point there. Solid Snake Well, it's not like I'm trying to be fashionable either. The mullet protects the back of my neck from insects, sunburn, and garrotes. Otakon Uh... garrotes? Solid Snake Yeah; if I've got a steel thread wrapped around my neck, I can follow my hair beneath the wire and get enough space for a quick breath, before I kill my attacker. Largo AHHH! HIS MULLET IS STILL THERE!