Anonymous Caller Who would win? If James Bond and Solid Snake fought each other...who would win? Solid Snake Hmm, let me consider. Solid Snake Me. Riku Yah, probably in a straight out battle of the fists, or weapons, or in the freezing cold of the Alaskan winter... But if it were a battle of the heart? A struggle of the soul? Or how about a culinary contest in the kitchen? Don't think just because you can kill a man 300 different ways, that you'd win every conflict! Solid Snake Sorry kid, if he's dead and I'm not, I'm the winner by default. Otakon You're no fun Snake! I dunno, I think the legendary James Bond might be able to give you a run for the money. He does, after all, have a plethora of nifty gadgets and toys at his disposal. And as good as you look in a tux, he's got the better haircut. Solid Snake ... What? Otakon Er, nothing! I only meant that he lacks your stylish headband or your groovy mullet! There's no contest! None at all! Petit Charat Mr. Bond has never fought giant robots of doom nyu. Bond has only fought people trying to take over or destroy the world nyu. Snake-san has never gotten the girl though nyu. Bond has gotten at least one woman in every movie nyu. He probably is teeming with STDs nyu. Petit Charat He probably has lots of bastard children he doesn't know about nyu. And at least one James Bond Jr. that he is aware of nyu. Largo Nice mullet, Snake.