anime_FritZ Dark Schneider... an author?? Dark Schneider, this is a question for you.. it pretains to wheather or not you have ever read [url=http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=36VO1OKTYN&isbn=0312310846&itm=1]The Complete A**holes Guide to Handling Chicks[/url] or if you have written it, because when i first read it, i thought immediatley of you, Dark Scneider. Dark Schneider Besides the fact that the page says that it was written by Karl Marks and Dan Indante, I'm not a complete asshole, and I don't handle chicks. I touch women gently, unless circumstances or protestations require more agressive tactile stimulation. Dark Schneider So no, I haven't read it, nor did I write it. Besides, any a**hole that would be willing to admit that they wrote such a book is just asking for any lady he meets to greet him with a punt between the uprights. Which is why, the authors' names sound like pseudonyms to me, the wusses. Not that I couldn't have written this book, but I'd at least be man enough to put my name on it. If I did, though, it'd probably be titled something like: Just Give Up Now and Stop Wasting Their Time: Why Dashu's Gonna Make Your Lady Leave You.