Faito faito!
Anonymous caller

Anonymous Caller
Girl fishing...
I have this...friend... that's interested in catch...errr...getting a nice girlfriend.

And well, he wants to know...what makes for good bait in catching a good girl? I hear chocolate works well, but then again it varies...

What would you all suggest?




BASTARD!!

Dark Schneider
Come on...be a MAN! You don't have a friend; you're talkin' for yourself.

Don't be such a weenie. Stand up and be proud about it.

Shout out to the whole world, "I WANT TO MASTER BAITING WOMEN!"

Dashu looking cool.... You know it.

Dark Schneider
(Pauses...looks up at the sky for a moment. Nothing happens.)

Huhn...guess I slipped that one past the ole censors....

Dashu looking cool.... You know it.

Dark Schneider
Really, though. As much as candy, flowers, diamonds, impromptu trips to Paris, and the like serve as excellent chum in that angling expedition we like to call "Lookin' fa love," the ultimate bait on the end of your hook is you.

And, you're going to get looked over more easily than a two-day drowned mealworm if you are going to go pussy-footing around doing things like anonymously asking a bunch of anime/manga/game characters what your friend should do to snare a member of the fairer sex. If you aren't confident in you, if you are willing to dig yourself three layers deep in your foxhole before you go and ask a measly question, why in the name of Anthrathrax is she going to be confident that you're just the monkey to be her man?

Who do you think you're pointing at, f**k-face?

Dark Schneider
Purely as an aside, why ever would you want to catch a "good" girl?

World domination, baby!

Mint
Because! We... uh... save the world and fight evil and stuff like that!

Naru Narusegawa, female lead from the romantic comedy Love Hina

Naru Narusegawa
Ano... I thought he said good...

World domination, baby!

Mint
Hey! I am GOOD! In.. my own way! No one ever said world domination was BAD! I mean, I'd be a good world dominator!

Don't mess with me, kid

Solid Snake
You know I'd have to stop you, if you were a bad world dominator.
It's in the contract, nothing personal.