Anonymous Caller Cars My brother is infatuated with import sports cars(even though he will never be able to afford one.) Any suggestions as to how to break him of his habit of pointing out how "utterly cool they are"? DiGi Charat Buy him one.. then pee all over it nyo! DiGi Charat Oh wait nyo.. that'd probably make him think about how utterly uncool you are nyo. DiGi Charat Well, maybe if you understood why he thinks they're so cool, it'd give you an understanding of why you think they're uncool nyo. Some people like pretty cars that go fast nyo. Other people like large pieces of green vegetables nyo! Everyone has the right to their own opinion nyo. DiGi Charat But when in doubt, you could always point out to him that nowadays, it takes a human liver, your soul, and the promise of your firstborn in order to get a really nice import sports car nyo. Pyocola Analogue III Oneechan, you're sick pyo! Riku Hey, if you buy one, he won't be so hot on them anymore. That, or he's gonna think you're so incredibly awesome! Either way, you win, and you get a really cool import sports car. Kintaro Oe Well, you brother has a point: sports cars ARE cool, if for no other reason that they help impress the ladies. However, they're not as practical as standard cars or even my trusty bike. While your brother drools over sports cars, you can walk, ride (public transit), bike or drive yourself to adventures and learning experiences. Eventually, your brother will catch on and start doing things himself. Or maybe he'll drown in his own drool. [long pause] Better set some sponges around him before you go out and about.