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Just throwing this out there, anyone can answer. Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball; a thing of beauty, or one of the greatest acts of videogame perversion you've ever laid eyes on?




Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
Hmm.. I'd have to say it looks like a very well programmed game...

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
But stop thinking dirty thoughts as you look at the 3d bouncing breasts!

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
And I'm sure you'll find it enjoyable to pleasure yourself as you watch the healthily endowed women play, but must I remind you, big or small, they all work the same!

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
Furthermore, may I remind you, in real life, girls would not wear such clothing without being girls of low moral fiber! Women should not be treated as objects to be watched as they enjoy themselves in a game at the beach!

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
You should treat them with self respect and enjoy the game for it's technical merits! By sitting too close to the television, you also introduce eyestrain and could possibly hurt yourself!

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
If you had ever met any girls as well endowed in real life, you have to realize they are different from the ones you see in game and do not bounce around to your whim!

Ex-Soldier of Vesper.  Now works as a Maid.  Very caring and helpfull.  Dislikes perversion.

Mahoro
But other than that I'm sure it'll be a fun game =)

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Kintaro Oe
"Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball" is nothing short of proof that there is a God.

THANK YOU, GOD!

BASTARD!!

Dark Schneider
I see DOA-Xtreme Beach Volleyball similarly to the way I see Dave Mirra's BMX-XXX.

Other than that, I'm not saying a damn thing.